The 5 Best Songs Of The Week sat out last Friday for the holiday, but we’re back today with a small batch of excellent tunes. Taking one week into consideration is already a hefty task, but this time around we’ve done double and sifted through music from the last 14(!) days for you. Today’s collection is our most ’80s-informed to-date and also features someone you wouldn’t believe has been nominated for a Grammy and the best use of “screwed the pooch” this week/year/epoch. The column also has a shiny new graphic by designer Ho-Mui Wong, so there’s no longer a #1 song spoiler, either! Check out the list below.