“And I swear that I don’t have a gun.”
— Kurt Cobain, “Come As You Are”
Despite the pledge in those lyrics that went around the world in the early 1990s, police in Seattle say that Kurt Cobain did have at least one gun.
That was the widely mocked lede (since removed) from CNN’s article about newly discovered photos from the scene of the Nirvana frontman’s suicide. You can see the pics here, but know that they’re not revelatory and do not constitute new evidence. Despite what you may have read on Twitter, the case has not been reopened.
In related news, Courtney Love tweeted that she found the missing Malaysia Airlines flight.
“The worst crime is faking it,” Kurt Cobain wrote in his suicide note 20 years ago. The second worst crime is being in the week’s Lowest Rated Comments list below.